Tourettes Guy

I ate salmon steaks for dinner tonight and my breathe smells like the cats.

I went for allergy food testing today and I am not allergic to any foods.. and why my throat closes is beyond me if I am not allergic. Apparently the doctor believes I am just a walking anxiety attack bringing on the throat closing myself. pffft.. if that's the case then I need to start drinking more red wine an relaxing the heck out.

I am trying not to swear and abolish some of my potty mouth ways. however.. now this guy.. better knows as Tourettes Guy.. hes got a potty mouth!! is this for fake? or real? I just seen this tonight an didn't know if I should feel bad.. or laugh.. well I did laugh at some parts, I can't lie. Like this part.. "You' re grounded because you don't think that the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit!!"

***update
I found out this guy is for real.. his site is here.. http://www.tourettesguy.com/